420 ftw
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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