I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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