no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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