I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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