I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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