I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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