We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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