The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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