and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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