She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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