I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
how does that bad decision feel?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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