whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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