I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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