HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Do vagina's smell?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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