we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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