i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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