Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Randomize
