My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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