I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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