I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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