I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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