Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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