Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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