Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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