and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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