Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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