I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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