I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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