Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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