How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude i'm inner monologue high
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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