It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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