so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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