I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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