just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
