I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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