are you still at the devil's house?
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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