The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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