who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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