absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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