you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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