idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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