He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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