Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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