i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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