That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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