Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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