Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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