I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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