my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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