on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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